Fred

A FAILURE

you're a FRED

by jacko894 May 11, 2018

Fred

An internet phenomenon character created by and starring Lucas Cruikshank on the popular video sharing site YouTube. The videos are split into sketches, revolving around an 8 year old boy who is lonely, has a crush on a girl called Judy, has a mother who sounds more like a man than a woman and has never met his father, who supposedly is on death row.

In order to obtain his 'child-ish' gimmick, Cruikshank 'chipmunks' his voice so that whenever Fred screams, it makes your soul bleed.

After being on YouTube for over 3 years, 'Fred' has gained over a million subscribers, and was at one point the most subscribed user on YouTube, that was until he was beaten by YouTube comedian 'NigaHiga'.

HEY IT'S FRREEEDD!!!!11 - The character's opening catchphrase.

I saw a Fred video today and left a bad comment :(

by JK2010 June 25, 2010

Fred

The most amazing person ever.. Bailey Ann Spanglers boo

you are such a fred

by hfg October 19, 2011

fred fred burger

A name for an inactive user who signs up for something (commonly a forum or oekaki) and never logs on or posts anything.

My forum is full of fred fred burgers.

by Dark Rukario October 28, 2007

Fred

An old man who pervs on kids, slang for pedophile.

Stop looking at that kid you look like a Fred

by the weird witch May 31, 2015

Fred

A piece of shit broke ass who will treat you like crap but somehow still give off the impression he cares. Also has zero values and does not appreciate anything.

Person: You remember that asshole I used to date?

Person2: oh yeah, Fred?

Person: Yup.

Person2: Big miss-steak

by Great_fine_ok December 22, 2015

Fred

A ridiculously lazy and eccentric dog. They are uninterested in treats, bones or toys. They only enjoy resting and napping. Large spaces and freedom cause great anxiety to a Fred. They prefer to be under the bed, behind the toilet or under the kitchen sink.

That Fred hasn't moved in 3 days.

by kimosterberg February 05, 2009