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Footy Colours Day

A day celebrated any day in September representing the positivity of cancer's many health benefits. An Australian tradition represented by the wearing of footy jerseys and consumption of footy food, namely, meat pies (only meatpies). The blackness of the minced meat inside of a meatpie represents the cancer victim's depressing life and multiplication of chemotherapy cum flavoured vape corrupting their lung's arteries. The silky texture of the very sexy footy jerseys represents the slipperiness of Luca's bald head.
Bill: Are you excited for Footy Colours Day? I know I'm cumming at the mere thought of such a hot event.

Xyz: FOOOOOOOTTTTYYYYYYYY
Bill: I hate the niggers
by PXRA September 17, 2021
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Maple syrup footie

A maple syrup Dottie is when someone slathers their toes in maple syrup and continues to stroke to shit w their maple syrupy feet
Little jit in ihop: yo u want a maple syrup footie
by Ballsdeepinjoebide May 27, 2025
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Sad sticky footy

A grotesque sticky footy given by xio Ming in the back of a long John silvers whilst using mayonnaise and coleslaw
by The Creature. December 30, 2024
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Footy Comms

Borrowed from on-field rugby talk, Footy Comms describes moments when the boys are dialled in, whether you're calling plays, hyping each other up, or all just on the same wavelength. Used in footy, on nights out, or any situation where group synergy is a g-up.

1. When the boys are all in agreement.
2. On-field communication during rugby, especially when wanting the team to give more.

3. Debriefing rizz / tuning to the boys
1. When planning a boys trip: someone mentions Bali as a potential destination, everyone simultaneously replies "Footy Comms" in agreeance

2. During a rugby game after conceding a try: "Oi, No one's talking out there. Turn footy comms on" in an attempt to get the team to communicate more.
3. "She snapped back in seconds. Footy Comms"
by Trizzy1 May 20, 2025
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Footy

A very big girl that has her booty cheeks in the front
Tammy has more footy then Amy
by @therealamy🙄 March 7, 2023
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FOOTIS

A disgusting fat creature that dwells in Sklavenitis Market, harass girls and has rapey intentions. You should better avoid someone like that at any cost.
Anon 1: Hey did u learn about Yiotis?
Anon 2: Yes he harassed a friend of mine. He is such a footis
by Ancient Albanian May 23, 2022
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Footy

When you’re horny but can’t make it outside
Selena: “Do you want to come over? I miss you and want to see you”
Porterhouse: “Ugh i wish, but I’m so footy right now.”
by Footerhouse November 4, 2022
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