play some footy

I get no bitches

I’m depressed going go play some footy

by Throwupdem4z September 19, 2022

Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker

This is what LADS say when they can't swear and say "Dumb Motherfucking Bitch" as both the school and the parents don't allow children to swear...

"Stop stealing my toys you Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker!!!"
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."

by LibrariOBqbelF October 8, 2022

FOOTIS

A disgusting fat creature that dwells in Sklavenitis Market, harass girls and has rapey intentions. You should better avoid someone like that at any cost.

Anon 1: Hey did u learn about Yiotis?
Anon 2: Yes he harassed a friend of mine. He is such a footis

by Ancient Albanian May 23, 2022

footy

1. A UK slang word used as a shortened word of football, can also be spelt as footie
2. An Australian slang word used as a shortened word of Australian Rules Football (or the AFL)

1. Gary: "Hey Tom, wanna go watch the footy at Anfield?"
Tom: "I sure love watching the reds play footy, Gary!"
2. Wazza: "Oi Baz, wanna lets shitfaced at the footy during the pies game?"
Baz: "Struth mate that would be lovely, lets sneak 2 boxes of VB's into the G for the boys"
Wazza: "Crikey, I might be low on cash, i'll go check if I can get more

by the hecks and fricks police August 29, 2021

footie-fascist

A person displaying alt-right, racist or who calls left wing people trots, marxists, etc whilst showing a remarkable lack of empathy for people. Will be found to have football (soccer) mentioned in their profile.

I noticed while he was ranting about muslims and trots that he supports x football club! Another footie-fascist!

by Chr0me May 8, 2018

Footy

When you’re horny but can’t make it outside

Selena: “Do you want to come over? I miss you and want to see you”
Porterhouse: “Ugh i wish, but I’m so footy right now.”

by Footerhouse November 4, 2022

Footy boy

The phrase attributed to an individual who is part of a greater culmination of likeminded individuals, often accumulating traits such as narcissism, arrogance, ignorance, and many more. They can also be described as “faggots” or anything else of that sort. The way these individuals operate combines being a dickhead to everyone but themselves and a few “lucky” others with unfathomably high egos and an attitude so foul, one would have to see a footy boy to experience it.

“Bro I fucking hate the footy boys they’re faggots”

by Professional faggot analyst May 10, 2025