flabbergasted vaginia

a suprised vaginia i.e rape

news reporter:

"After the rape vitcims were found, there was said to be 5 counts of flabbergasted vaginias."

by FieryAshes February 18, 2009

Flabbergasted

it means when someone urinates on something or someone

"mom, i Flabbergasted the bed"

"no, ma'am, i didn't Flabbergast the cat"

by whobannedyoussef December 29, 2021

flabbergasted

Used to describe yourself of someone else who is very stoned.

I smoked 3 joints and now I'm flabbergasted.

by Simmo April 2, 2004

cumfilled flabbergaster

that moment when you accidentally jizz into an apple and your 4 year old son bites into it

"AH CUMFILLED FLABBERGASTER, NATHANIEL THAT IS NOT THE NON-GMO APPLE."

by crispy chickennut February 7, 2020

flabbergasted pickle

When your penis gets soft after you fuck the hell out of a tight anus.

His dick was soft after we fucked it look like a flabbergasted pickle

by Gaged hfs May 23, 2016

Flubberghasted

Someone is so obese you are flabbergasted.

"Damn, did you see that fat chick? I'm totally flubberghasted dude!"

by eymeh January 27, 2015

flabbergasted

The word mostly used by americans meaning shoked in a good way

WOW, man, the star wars are releasing this friday
Chumbley: That's flabbergasted!

by rex33362 January 4, 2016