Floridian Flying Spider

Noun. A variation of a flying spider in which the user waits for their victim to enter a shower, or enclosed space, and will proceed to enter said space and ejaculate their excrement onto the victim’s body, preferably the penis.

Yo bruh, after we get back to the hotel, let’s let Adam get into the shower, and then tag team him with a Floridian Flying Spider.

by Dr Dickenstein March 28, 2024

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Floridian Tissue

When you wipe your dick on someone's shit encrusted ass and use it as lube.

Damn I just gave Xander a Floridian Tissue last night at the hotel.

by Supersoldier949 January 27, 2024

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Floridian Cavalry

A group of drunk rednecks displaying rebel flags and driving squatted 4x4 trucks and suvs, even though it last snowed in 1987. Usually drunk, can be found in trailer parks cooking methamphetamines, beating their wives, or revving their 1985 Iroc-Z28 at 3 AM.

“It’s the Floridian Cavalry, let’s go around them they’re probably drunk.”

by Armydog81 December 14, 2023

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Floridian Blackout

The act of having two African American men double penetrating a white man then quickly pulling out and thrusting each penis into the white mans eyes.

Porsche is currently experiencing a Floridian Blackout.

by Mister first class January 11, 2021

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Floridian Steakhouse

Step 1: Go to Outback Steakhouse and order your choice of steak to go
Step 2: Invite a 4 or lower over to your house (seriously, a 4 or lower, you’ll never want to see this person again)
Step 3: Take ordered steak and slap it right across her front-butt.

Step 4: Proceed to have doggy style sex while drizzling A1 Sauce on her back.

Step 5: Eat said steak off her back while, simultaneously, blowing her back out.

Man I had a bad day of work, so gave this 3 of a girl a Floridian Steakhouse

by BigTexJohnson March 23, 2022

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