The act of drilling a hole in a potato and using it for male masturbation if needed use ale or beer as lubricant
by SquashFox May 11, 2016
Get the Irish Fleshlight mug.A woman who does not work but is instead given money and a place to live by the person she is having a sexual relationship with. Can also be known as a: sugar baby, concubine, mistress, etm.
Rodger works hard, we are proud of him for that, but I wish that he would find a partner that has a job. She is such an expensive fleshlight. She only hands over pussy in exchange for his credit card.
by Mentalbreakdownwardspiral February 4, 2023
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There were no chicks at the bar last night so I just went home and hit the ol’ Hillbilly Fleshlight. BLT’s for lunch tomorrow!
by Meato December 18, 2023
Get the Hillbilly Fleshlight mug.by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024
Get the Fleshlight mug.When your partner has a watery stool sample set to go to the lab and you just can’t let it go without copulating in it.
My girl had the persistent squirts and at the doctor’s request prepared a very loose stool sample for submission to the lab. I couldn’t let it ship without getting a Diarrhea Fleshlight out of it first.
by Avenging Narwhal May 12, 2023
Get the diarrhea fleshlight mug.When someone from an affluent family uses a lobster or other large, cylindrical crustacean as a male masturbation aid, similar to a flesh light.
by Pattycake69 September 28, 2023
Get the Mosman Fleshlight mug.person 1:can i use your fleshlight
person 2:hell no its mine i dont want your stinky cum in my pocket pussy
person 2:hell no its mine i dont want your stinky cum in my pocket pussy
by fagrat42424 October 4, 2023
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