honey where's the flashlight

Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.

-3 days later

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.

Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.

by Retard_Ryan November 1, 2022

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Get the honey where's the flashlightmug.

Flashlight Blow

When you crush up a pack of those Crayola glow in the dark chalk sticks and mix it with some cocaine

Frat Bro A:"hey bro can I get a bump of that Flashlight Blow?"
Frat Bro B "sure dude plenty to go around!"

by CallMeQuinn February 25, 2025

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Get the Flashlight Blowmug.

African Flashlight

The act of spreading open a woman's vagina, and pretending to adjust a headlamp while inspecting for herpes. Taken from the search for gold off of the west coast of Africa.

Dude, that girl you were with last night was nasty man.

Yea i know, i had to use my African Flashlight on her before i tried anything.

by TicTac69 July 26, 2011

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