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Firemans blanket

a sizable length of toilet paper (bogroll)neatly folded to completly cover the water in a toilet (shit pan).
to provent the disturbing furnominon splash back.
if you had of put a firemans blanket in the dunny you would not have got a wet ring piece.
by James October 1, 2004
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Rubber Fireman

Safe sex method that lets you have sex with a girl of questionable morals. It involves putting on a condom, dipping it in hot sauce, and then putting on a second condom. This way if the outer condom breaks she'll know and if the inner one breaks, you'll know.
Did you bang Sarah last night? Yeah I had to use the Rubber Fireman.
by W K Enterprises January 28, 2011
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German Fireman

The act of snorting a line of Andy Capp’s Hot Fries immediately followed by chugging an ice cold, refreshing and never bitter, Becks - Germanys Finest Export.
Eric: Hey, any fun plans for tonight?
Tim: Nothing really, I have a can of Sherwin Williams at home that I’ve been dying to crack but I think I’ll just do a German Fireman instead!
by uuuhithinkimoutside August 9, 2018
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midget firemans helmet

The tip of the penis. It looks like a small firmans helmet.
I love it when she licks my midget firemans helmet.
by biffula July 31, 2007
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firemans hose

To properly pull off a firemans hose you must first have sex with a woman, and when you are about to ejaculate you pull out and let a little drool run onto her back. When she proceeds to turn over you blow your load all over her face and or chest.
Dude last night i totally firemans hose (d) this chick, it was all over!
by Antreox May 17, 2011
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Firemans Cap

The tip of a penis, looks like a firemans cap.
I was washing my car. As my firemans cap rubbed against it, my hiding serpent came out to say hi.
by BobbyRayJones February 20, 2010
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Fireman Fist

Verb. Sexual act.

To pick someone up with your fist in their vagina or ass and to then throw them over your shoulder in a fireman carry.
I begged my boyfriend to fireman fist me until he did. Then I begged him to stop.
by zorro-and-hunnybun May 10, 2019
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