When viciously finger a women till she has an orgasm. You collect the liquid, and keep fingering her until her blood mixes with her orgasm. You then mix the liquid with alcohol, and keep drinking till you and the girl get black-out drunk.
by Maxdagoat2508 July 3, 2025

Calling someone a fire hydrant is another way of calling them short and stubby. A crack at smaller people.
by Geozup May 16, 2021

The action of a male telling a partner during intercourse to close their eyes because he is about to ejaculate upon their face. After the said partner is on their knees with their eyes closed the male proceeds to urinate excessively while erect. The urine travels at a high velocity and drenches the partner to their surprise.
Frenchy: “Yo dude I heard you pulled a fire hydrant on Emerson last night!”
Josh: “Yeah man I pissed all over his face! He can’t even see today! He was drowning!”
Josh: “Yeah man I pissed all over his face! He can’t even see today! He was drowning!”
by Injectingmarijuanas June 23, 2018

After last night's one night stand, I realized why the sheets were wet: because of my fire hydrant vagina....... I wish my girl was there to help with the fire on 69th ave last week, her Fire Hydrant Vagina would have finished the job.
by haleyyyla April 6, 2016

by Braden Fredericks September 4, 2017

⏃ dumb bitch that is homophobic
by ItsMikanHun June 8, 2021

When you perform anal penetration on a man/woman (whatever floats your boat), pull out just before orgasm and ejaculate in their oral cavity, followed by urinating in the previously mentioned orifice.
Tyrone: "Yo my nignog, this girl was so hot last night I had to put her out with a dirty fire hydrant''
DeShawn: "I wish you'd do that shit to me brotha"
DeShawn: "I wish you'd do that shit to me brotha"
by Boat People May 9, 2017
