eyeless jack

THE SEXIEST MOTHERFUCKER IN ALL OF HOLY HELL.

hey e.j?
"yeah"
love you.
"love you too."
eyeless jack ate more than my kidneys that night. ;)

by ZELDAWAFFLEKIDNEYS February 7, 2022

Eezel

A type of lubricant used for anal sex between two or more men.

"The all male brothel supplied everyone with lots of Eezel."

by All Albs January 20, 2007

watching the back of my eyelids

the act of sleeping

i was watching the back of my eyelids last night

by mmagoo13 February 26, 2011

eyeliner whore

a girl who wears way too much eyeliner everyday
she cant leave her house with out it
even if shes already late shell make everybody more late just so she can put her eyeliner on
she allways has some in her purse at all times
and feels the need to keep re-applying it every 20 minutes

by no means does wearing eyeliner make a person a whore but whores are known to wear way too much eyeliner so there for girls who wear alot of eyeliner are percieved as being a whore

my best friend turned into such a eyeliner whore when she became friends with the popular girls

by RayRayisBomb March 21, 2009

eyelid drop

During sexual intercourse while the man is about to ejaculate he places his thumb on top of his BELL END to prevent the semen from escaping. He then hovers his penis over the females forehead, then he releases his thumb off his BELL END and FUCKING SPURTS OUT his penis, therefore making a really enormours dribbling mess over the female's eyelids.

Man: Hang on...I gotta good idea, close your eyes
Woman: What is it?
*SPLURT*
Woman: Fuck my eyes! What the hell were you thinking bob!!
Man: I always thought you looked good in white eyeshadow *hehe*

by Pia Ashley and Theo August 23, 2005

Fake Eyelashes

Uncomfortable torture machines for girls who don't think their eyelashes are long enough.

Girl 1: Omg your eyelashes are so long
Girl 2: Thanks, but they're fake eyelashes
Girl 1: Oh

by alxndrhmltn August 8, 2016

Checking my eyelids for holes

A process in which one would lay down (bed optional) and would simply close one's eyes to check one's eyelids for holes. This process takes a usual 7 to 8 hours for the punctuality freak but takes longer depending on how lazy one is. Also depends on the amount of alcohol one has consumed. Even comes as a good excuse when caught performing this process at work, class or behind the wheel.

Example 1
Dude 1: Dude you almost hit that grandma!

Dude 2: Sorry dude, I was checking my eyelids for holes.

Example 2
Dude 1: Well this party was awesome! I'm gonna go check my eyelids for holes. *falls to ground*

Dude 2: Night dude.

Dude 1: Night.

by Crash569 August 13, 2010