Ewan 

A big L of a human, likes to avoid all constancy with any human and is shit scared of girls, but then says gay stuff so he must be gay

Talk to a girl you Ewan

Ewan by HKDABADMAN 420 October 27, 2021

Ewan 

Blue haired boy of wonder, owns a dozen guitars and some sexy spice mix may end up destroying you in pokemon and pokemon has a tendency to calling people names if he knows theyve hurt someone he loves.

Ewan: Fajitas!

Ewan by Deathbladerunner12 November 3, 2021

Ewan 

Ewan is the biggest stoner ever he sits wiv snoop dog and blazes weed daily, he never doesn’t have cannabis. Ewan also has abs of steel and can take ur girl in 1 2 3

U see Ewan he’s stoned

Ewan by Ewan Kershaw November 23, 2021

Ewan 

Best forex trader in the world.

Mr Racking

He is built different.

Omg there is Ewan the best forex trader alive!

Ewan by fuckitlollll November 23, 2021

Ewan 

He has a huge thing down there and is very cute and sexy! All the girls r after him !!

Dang! Your boyfriend is a Ewan your so lucky

Ewan by Ethan hayyyy November 24, 2021

Ewan 

he is a dick who thinks he’s cool but he's really not. everybody hates him and he is way more ugly than a constipated blob fish.

“Ewan is an actual dickhead - how can anyone like him”

Ewan by bellaisthebest November 24, 2021

Ewan 

Boy who likes to go live on titkok 24/7

Oh look Ewan is live again

Ewan by urfaveginge November 24, 2021