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Evacuator

A rare, extreme, and deeply disorienting bodily event in which a person simultaneously vomits and ejaculates. Though occasionally triggered by overwhelming sensory input, stress, or gastrointestinal revolt, it is more infamously associated with self-induced occurrences—typically through a deliberate combination of purging and sexual self-stimulation.

This dual expulsion is said to result in a state of total physical catharsis and psychic confusion, often followed by immediate regret, nausea, or unexplainable clarity. Urban lore suggests it can be accidental, ritualistic, or, in fringe circles, an act of “emotional unburdening.”
• “After downing two bottles of cough syrup and watching VR horror porn, he pulled the full Evacuator. Still not okay.”

• “She claimed it was tantric, but no—that was a textbook Evacuator. There was a bucket and a blanket involved.”

• “Dude, if you ever try the Evacuator on purpose, at least have a spotter.”
by EvacInvestor July 26, 2025
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Evacuate

Euphemism for "surrender," which the MSM considers too embarrassing for the narratives they are pushing.
Ukrainian soldiers evacuated to Siberia winter camps!
by WTWTLOL May 21, 2022
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Ejaculate 'n Evacuate

The term you use after cumming and then leaving your sexual partner without returning the favor. Otherwise known as "the tug 'n plug" "the squeeze 'n leave" "the cum 'n go"
"Hey girl what happened with you and Ryan last night? Did you guys get it on?"

"I had a great time! I kinda pulled the ol' ejaculate 'n evacuate move though. I didn't really feel like returning the favor"
by Ejubjub August 13, 2018
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Total Body Evacuation

The simultaneous loss of multiple types of bodily fluids, on an involuntary basis, after passing out following a night out on the town.

Known on twitter as #TBE
Julian didn't know what had happened to his bed until he realised he'd had a Total Body Evacuation during the night
by ubd_god December 23, 2011
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Evacuate and Ejaculate

Hang out with a hot girl way out of you league, go home and beat your meat.
So I heard you were hanging out with that Kacey girl from Human Resources.

Yeah she looked so hot but had to leave early, so I had to Evacuate and Ejaculate at home!
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Premature evacuation

When fans leave the stadium before the end of a game when their team is losing. Particularly bad form if it's a kids' game.
Dude, you can't leave before it's over; that's, like, premature evacuation!
by GigiPDX December 6, 2016
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Premature Evacuation

When people exit a building due to a drill or practice, however no actually emergency is occuring.
For the fire drill the students and staff did a premature evacuation of the school.
by CamIsCoolerThanTori October 26, 2015
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