Emory's Law

Emory's Law states that if a person, place, or thing, does exist, will exist, or used to exist, someone will find a reason to hate it.

Alex: I hate Emory's law
Benson: I hate that they're building a new dam.
Craig: I hate how the Soviet Union ran its country.

by AVeryRealName October 18, 2021

Emory & Henry College

A college nearest Bristol Virginia that is both prestigious and completely unknown to anyone outside the Emory Bubble. It is also a Methodist Private Liberal Arts school go figure. The students are great, but includes many crazies. It’s the deep Deep South.

I get so much great tea and gossip when I go up to Emory & Henry College. There’s so many crazies.

by StormWolf56 January 15, 2018

The Emory Wheel

Fake news

Jack: Hey did you see that article in the Emory Wheel?
Cruz: yo that shit is fake news!

by skyhighskittles February 22, 2019

Little Emory

Also known as Oxford College of Emory University.

A two year school located on Emory's original campus. After graduating, students continue on as juniors at Emory's main campus.

People actually smile at you at Little Emory. Maybe it's because they have higher IQ's.

by sciurus June 11, 2004

to let an emory

to fart at an undesired time or place
also to fart when it is dead silent

Damn Emory let an emory

by RL April 1, 2005

Little Emory

A small college in the middle of Nowhere, GA, that nobody has heard of... even at Emory.

"My boyfriend goes to Little Emory."
"Where?"

by fushi June 11, 2004

The Emory Special

whenever the wsfcs school system doesn't cancel a day due to poor decision making vs when they will cancel for ridiculous reasons

Ex.

Susie: Why didn't they cancel school there's a blizzard outside?
Frank: Oh that's the emory special for you.

by clout_9000 September 10, 2018