egoseismic 

Originally conceived by the minds of Rhett and Link, to be egoseismic is to be under the belief that the location in which earthquakes occur is dependent on one's own location.

"Dude, I think the earthquakes in California stopped because I moved here."
"Man, that's a little egoseismic, don't you think?"

egoseismic by Viceroy_Elf June 13, 2012

Egoseismic 

1) A person who, depending on their position on mother earth, prevents earthquakes in their general area.

2) One who repels earthquakes

R: That's Egocentric thinking

L: I like to think of it as egoseismic thinking

"We moved from North Carolina to California and ironically there haven't been any earthquakes here, but there was one on North Carolina. I guess that means we're egoseismic"

Egoseismic by Greysun June 13, 2012

Egoseismic 

When you believe that the fact that you moved to another state or country, is the cause of the redirection of the epicenter of earthquakes to where you were from.

Rhett: Don't you think it's egocentric to believe that you had something to do with the earthquakes?
Link: Well, I would call it egoseismic thinking.

Egoseismic by Daddledoo July 29, 2012

Egoseismic 

Believing that the epicenter of earthquakes has something to do with one's location.

Friend A: Maybe moving to California has moved the location of earthquakes away from us.
Friend B: Stop thinking Egoseismically

Egoseismic by Starrus August 1, 2012