fair exchange

As explained in the Tupac song, fair exchange is basically sex. The man gets pussy, and the girl gets dick.

Sarah and Joel were going for a fair exchange....but Joel didnt live up to his end.

by TMac January 29, 2005

Exchange Raped

The feeling you get after changing a US dollar.

I went to Canada and got Exchange Raped. I changed $100 and got less back.. And everything there was twice as expensive.

If you go to Europe, prepare for a rough dry exchange raping.

by SteelerfaninPeru August 23, 2012

Norwegian Exchange

The Norwegian Army every winter invites the coolest American soldiers to train with them in cross country skiing and avoiding the yellow snow. Even if you miss the person, wearing a reindeer sweater won't bring them back any sooner.

I was going to give my friend a massage but then the Norwegian Exchange came along and gave me some hairy dude named Hans.

by humanvue March 3, 2011

prisoner exchange

The post break-up exchange of clothes and valuables with your ex. Every bit as tense and dangerous as a WWII POW exchange.

I need my sweatshirt back so I am having a prisoner exchange with my ex. Good thing I have her hair dryer as leverage.

by T. Ballgame November 26, 2011

slutty exchange rate

A conversion rate between goods or services and sex acts that implies the person making the exchange is a slut.

If you buy this girl one beer, you're guaranteed a blow job; that is a slutty exchange rate.

by Dirty Robot Translator January 12, 2012

Birkenstock Exchange

The public trading of Birkenstocks Sandals. Buying and selling Birkenstocks typically takes place on the trading floor, which is usually Home Depot. When the market opens for exchange, the Birkenstock brokers who can be identified by their flannel shirts, handle all transactions for traders. The closing of the exchange is signaled by playing Melissa Etheridge's "Come to My Window"

Janet: I need new Sandals. I'm going to the Birkenstock Exchange.

Janine: Can you bring back some lumber so I can build a new garage?

by MindGrapes September 4, 2016

Stack exchange

A horribly toxic website where rather than getting an answer your question will be picked over and torn apart on every level by pretentious and petty users and mods intent on nothing but boosting their own pseudo -intellectual reputations.

"I have a question about this topic, should I post it on Stack Exchange?"
"Hahahahaha! Why bother? "

by Tiger1111 November 16, 2022