ear sex

having sex with a girl and ramming it in her ear.

Woman: IIIII u just poked it in my ear.

Dude: I know, it was tight. Its called ear sex.

by Ren_Walker_ November 17, 2011

Ear Sex

Ear sex is when instead a penis into a vagina, you use your ear.

My ear is still wet from that ear sex last night.

by Chumsnuggie September 16, 2014

ear shrapnel

Loud, harsh, unflattering sounds, especially as produced by poor but overly enthusiastic (deaf?) musicians.

Said the singer to the guitarist: "Can you cut the ear shrapnel by about 10 decibels?"

by Gee Toe June 1, 2005

Ear sex

When a guy fucks a chick in the ear.

Male1: Me and my girlfriend had ear sex last night. It was so amazing.
Male2: I should try that with my girlfriend.

by BrokenHands July 6, 2009

Ear Spear

Spear shaped object pushed through earring hole to 'stretch' the ear. like stretchers, but in the shape of a spear.

person 1: im stretching my ear!
person 2: cool are you using an ear spear
person 1: sure am!

person: oh dear i love your ear spear, and i promise i will not shed a tear even if i fall of the pier becouse i see a deer.

by poodlesAREdogs May 19, 2010

Retarded Ear Syndrome

When you place an ear bud in your ear and it falls out a lot. Your ears are retartedly shaped and cannot hold ear buds

Bob placed an ear bud in his ear but he has Retarded Ear Syndrome!!

by RES man October 20, 2009

Ear STD

The tingly and/or itchy feeling you get in your ear canal after inserting an earbud that was barrowed by a friend.

I always use protection to avoid catching an ear STD. Therefore, I use Skullcandy.

by RainboWarrior January 28, 2011