When a person is traveling and they fall apart. This person attracts attention to himself or herself because they have lost their edge. Their friends flee immediately.
I am out of here. We are in Prague and Ryan is having a Global Meltdown and yelling at the nice waitress. Get him a broom to pick up his scattered mental pieces and have him call me tomorrow when he has his s*&# together. Unacceptable.
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An event, exemplified by irrational emotional displays, in which members of the Millennial generation encounter situations contrary to their view of society, business, or institutions.
Her millennial meltdown was precipitated when she was not promoted to Director of Communications in her job of six months post graduation.
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Get the sarkeesian meltdown mug.Essentially a bicycle which has fallen apart and is no longer rideable, but due to desparation it is used regardless. Original meltdown was manned by Plodman.
To qualify a bike as meltdown-esque, it must have at least 3 of the following:
- Brake cables snapped/no break mechanism
- No ability to shift gears
- A wheel so buckled you could classify it as voluptuous
- A warped and bent frame that is hardly able to support to weight of the rider
- The name of the rider scrawled upon the frame in permanent marker
To qualify a bike as meltdown-esque, it must have at least 3 of the following:
- Brake cables snapped/no break mechanism
- No ability to shift gears
- A wheel so buckled you could classify it as voluptuous
- A warped and bent frame that is hardly able to support to weight of the rider
- The name of the rider scrawled upon the frame in permanent marker
Random chugger: "Hey Mox, did Plodman ride the meltdown tonight?"
Mox: "He tried, but he lost it's handlebars on a chugquest home last night. Let's get some chicks."
Mox: "He tried, but he lost it's handlebars on a chugquest home last night. Let's get some chicks."
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I live vicariously through a shitty panted old jack-a$$ and his retarded son, and the scholarly bald-headed, thick calved, limited athletic ability players that they covet.
Signed HJ Nation
^^meltdown^^
I live vicariously through a shitty panted old jack-a$$ and his retarded son, and the scholarly bald-headed, thick calved, limited athletic ability players that they covet.
Signed HJ Nation
^^meltdown^^
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