by Heavenly10hi October 26, 2016

1. God why do we have to play soccer with all the Dylans!
2. If he sat on me he'd KILL me! I'd be Dylanated.
2. If he sat on me he'd KILL me! I'd be Dylanated.
by Terry Mayo June 24, 2009

probably the biggest asshole you will ever meet. total player. jumps from girl to girl. not really planning for the long run.
by meemeemeemeemee June 28, 2015

an extreme fag. jacks off to his naked mom, and fucked his dog. has a huge horse dick and loves rusty vaginas. a very good lover but extremely ignorant
by vagina devourer69 April 28, 2017

guy who loves huge ass dick and loves white ass loves PORN HUB although he thinks watching a movie is porn hub.
by dg;oarh April 28, 2017

by dylanlikesballs May 10, 2014
