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Humpty-Dumpty

When you dry hump someone and then take a dump on their face
John : "Ah yes, Susan loves the Humpty-Dumpty"
by Philosophical Panda October 13, 2021
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Dumpty

A dumpty is a sweet and calm animal (most likely a dog but could be a rabbit or a gremlin in disguise). Dumptys are the sweetest animals in the world and they never bite, bark, or shred things because they are so calm. Dumptys love their master and are protective. They protect the house during the week when they sleep in the living room and they get rewarded with cuddle time on weekends for their good work.
Look at that sweet little dumpty! She sure does love her master.
by JustCallMeCute August 7, 2016
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Shumpty Dumpty

This guys is an eggy looking teacher and he teaches in LSC. He teaches everyone shit
by Shum Egg October 24, 2023
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Humpty Dumpty

When you are hovering your ass over the toilet and the shit hits the lid of the toilet before sliding into it
Person 1: Hey man I was taking a crap at the office today and I made a Humpty Dumpty

Person 2: That sucks, Did you clean up the smear?

Person 1: No I left it, I'm not touching that shit
by BirdKibble July 25, 2022
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Humpty Dumpty

When a someone is humping someone from the behind, and then carefully proceeds to take just the biggest dump on them. And I mean Taco Bell levels of crap, straight on the body. This could be intentional, but is usually accidental
Dude, how was sex last night?

Bro, I totally gave her the Humpty Dumpty last night!
That was totally sick!
by Gayvid2006 January 11, 2022
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Humpty Dumpty

A man who is a player and an asshole
(He humps and dumps)
Jen: don’t date that Humpty Dumpty
by BoliviaCitrius May 8, 2021
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