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Drop off the Cosby kids at the pool

Dude, where's the bathroom. After that pizza and those 40 ouncers I've got to drop off the Cosby kids at the pool.
by Dirk Diggler December 29, 2002
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drop off the jackson kids at the pool

1.) To defecate, take a crap, take a dump, etc.
It may be helpful to note the dark brown color of feces, and a toilets natural resemblance to a pool.
I really have to go to the bathroom!...Im going to drop off the jackson kids at the pool as soon as I get home!
by Pacificus May 17, 2006
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Dropping the fat kids off at the pool

"im dropping the fat kids off at the pool"
"you mean your constapated
by Danman1 June 11, 2006
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to defecate in the toilet; also known as taking the browns to the superbowl and making special brownies
I ate a killer meatloaf, then I had to go drop the colored kids off at the pool before I went to class
by EthanEvans08 March 19, 2008
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the action of taking a crap or doing/fulfilling ones brown deeds
(Asian Kid goes to the bathroom for 10 minutes)

Person A: HAHA where have u been?!?!
Person B: YEA!!! WHERE?!?!?

Asian Kid: ChiLLLL, I had to drop the black kids off at the pool...

(Teacher gives Asian Kid two detentions...)
by Jew Bagel November 24, 2006
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Drop The Fat Kids Off at The Pool

Too have a bowel movement, a dump, a shit, to pinch a loaf, or just a plain old shit.
Man, I gotta hurry home to drop the fat kids off at the pool.
by andersg July 24, 2006
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drop the kids off at the pool

/drɒp ðə kudzu ɒf ət ðə pu l/
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)

1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.

Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.
e.g. "Where is your toilet closet? I need to drop the kids off at the pool!"
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