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emo douchebaggery

Emo kids who think their totally hot shit that take themselves to seriously. This does not apply to all emo kids, just the ones that think their amazing and act like complete and total douche-bags for no apparent reason.
examples of emo douchebaggery


1) the sideways peace sign.

2) showing off drinking/smoking/drugs to seem cool.

3) being overly loud/obnoxious to draw attention to ones self.

4) constantly talking in scene/emo lingo.

5) fucking over friends.

6) using internet/txt lingo out loud.

7) thinking your totally popular and amazing when in reality your only friends are the myspace friends you've never actually met.

8) thinking your totally hxc when in reality your a fob loving poser.

9) hitting things or acting metal or tough to prove how hxc you are when your really just a pussy.

10) sending n00dz.

11) referring to yourself in 3rd person.

12) claiming to love photography when you know nothing about it.

13) claiming to be an artist when all you draw is anime.

14) saying your a writer when all you write is 1st grade level poetry about life sucking.

15) adding "the" or "ster" to your name.
by xexilia March 20, 2009
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Douchebaggery

The act of being a Douchebag, perfected to an art
The boss is keeping us late again. Why must we put up with such douchebaggery?
by miller2112 May 24, 2009
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douchefaggery

To engage in douchefaggery is to do something both douchey and gay.
College football? What douchefaggery!

Idiots who don't drink hot kool aid engage in serious douchefaggery. I MADE THIS FOR YOU!
by gravityrides January 11, 2011
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Douchebaggery

1) n. The condition in which one acts like a douchebag.

2) n. An event or situation that is unpleasant that could have been avoided.

3) n. An unfair situation.
1) Dude: Man, Joe's an asshole.
Bro: Yea. Fuck him and his douchebaggery.

2) Dude: Sorry man, but I wrecked your car.
Bro: What kind of douchebaggery is this?

3) Dude: Man, my girlfriend's making me do her dirty laundry for the rest of the semester since I sneezed on her notes.
Bro: I thought the air had a hint of douchebaggery.
by sYnOnyMousanOnyMous January 22, 2009
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Douchebaggery

The acts and deeds of a douche bag
I am tired of Rick's douchebaggery when he leaves the bar tab to the rest of us.
by Theo Sawrus November 18, 2010
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douchebaggery

Having the characteristics of and/or acting like a total douchbag
The level of douchebaggery here is astonishing.
by OSUBoone February 27, 2011
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King of Douchebaggery

One who demands respect from everyone yet thinks they are above showing it to others.

Prime example: Kanye West.
Jane: OMG! Did you see what Kanye West did to Taylor Swift at the 2009 VMAs? She was awarded "Best Female Video" and during her acceptance speech he waltzes up on stage, takes the mic from her and says that Beyonce's was better. Poor Taylor was nearly in tears!

John: Yeah, that was truly classless. Just shows why he's not the "next king of pop" like he claims but rather the King of Douchebaggery.
by Wasabi-Woman September 14, 2009
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