dook

n. terd
see also dooky

v. to lay a terd

Man, I just laid the biggest dook.

Dude, if you dont shut up, ill dook in your mouth.

by tony kroeger January 26, 2003

Dook

Taking a hit of the hallucinogen LSD via the anus.

Dude, I got some gnarly acid this week and my girl Gina and I did the dook with it.

by sunnydooker May 7, 2008

Double Dook

A friendly embrace in wich two lovers positions themselves where one shits in the tank and other cowgirl style on back bowl

Eric and Branden took a Double Dook earlier!

by DukeEfan June 5, 2018

Coof Dook

The crap you take when you have Covid. Usually comes out of nowhere with little to no warning

Justin- Boot dude!! You have the Coof!

Darren-Odly enough I'm constipated so I'm trying to figure that out LOL haven't experienced one of those coof Dooks like you were talking about H

by Jdawg1113 January 16, 2022

dook shute

rusty bullethole, brown star, anus, or sphincter. The focal point of the arse cleft. Often used in a sexual manner.

I eat dey dook shute....hey wanna shot from ma flask?

by sasKuach October 13, 2005

dook it out

When you struggle to make number two, a real knockdown, dragout fight that deserves a highlight reel if you are victorious in the end.

I ate forty ounces of steak last night and really had to dook it out. Catch all the action at seven tonight on ESPN!

by jordook November 15, 2009

spicy dook

Similar to a dook or screaming yeti, but often occurs after thai, indonisan, schezwan, or malaysian food.

I'm gonna go take a spicy dook. Where's the hustlers?

by niceguymike August 20, 2006