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doodie-hopper 

The insertion of the second toe in from the left side of the left foot into either nostril, following ejaculation into the nose.
'I swear to god Shawn if you doodie-hopper me one more time my nose is going to explode!'
doodie-hopper by Albert Speer December 25, 2007

Doodie Slapped 

main: something so unbelievealbe that the only thing more unbelieveable would be getting slapped in the face with a handfull of poop

alt: a major insult - to signify you are full of crap or not worth shit

literal: getting hit/ hitting someone with a handful of poop, or getting hit by someone who has just used the bathroom without washing their hands
"dude did you hear what happened to shawrty?"
"yeah she got doodie slapped by her phone bill"

Doodie Slapped by arj1n3d May 25, 2008

Doodie As 

A word founded in Middlesbrough, UK, meaning "cool" or "great"
The gig was doodie as!
Doodie As by enchantica February 8, 2009

Doodie Google

Randomly searching the internet while on the toilet
Look it up next time you doodie google
Doodie Google by W1ll r0gers March 4, 2017

Doodie Tingles 

The feeling or sensation you get before you take a dump.
After eating a particularly spicy bowl of chili, Bob stood up and gave his wife a knowing wink. He was headed to the bathroom. The Doodie Tingles told him it was time to put in work.

Doodie nugget 

A fucking heinous slur, practically a war crime. This insult has the ability to mentally destroy someone in a way that shouldn't be possible on a mortal plane of existence.
"John is a fucking Doodie nugget."
"Holy shit chill dude all he did was commit mass genocide."
Doodie nugget by duderuthless January 17, 2021