bingling dongle

Someone that is so silly and stupid you wonder how they are even still alive.

Perhaps even dumber than a schmogin' bono.

Aw man, this guy's such a bingling dongle! I can't believe he put his keys in the oven and his chicken in the ignition.

by johnismerry June 13, 2023

dirty dongle

When every aspect of a person - from their toes to their accoutrements - is a complete disaster.

That girl is a straight-up dirty dongle.

by Noodnoodle February 14, 2017

Dongle Wander

Noun; phrase. The progression of free-ballin it. A condition in which the dongle migrates far out of the scheduled or preferred area due to improper containment. Often leads to severe dick lash or other complications.

"I have to wear boxers from now on because of all the dongle wander."
"Nah man, I've gotta fix this dongle wander."

by MASPONIE November 18, 2011

Dongle-phones

Headphones with a lightning cord attachment. A combination of the words "dongle", which refers to the lightning cord to headphone jack adaptor, and "headphones".

"Meghan your dongle-phones are disgusting."

by Discolimeade April 21, 2018

Over-dongled

When an electronic device, like a laptop or cell phone, has so many cords and attachments that it becomes awkward and cumbersome.

Tyler's laptop was so over-dongled that he could not get it back in it's case and his friends called it the octopus.

by Drew sister September 20, 2016

Dongle wongled

Something that cheerio says when hes *having a storke* or *being a dumby*

damn, that reading dongle wongled.

i have been in a fucking dongle wongle state.

by CheerioIsGayConfirmed July 8, 2019

butt dongle

a butt plug

You turn me on when you plug in my butt dongle

by pandastyler April 6, 2009