Noun; phrase. The progression of free-ballin it. A condition in which the dongle migrates far out of the scheduled or preferred area due to improper containment. Often leads to severe dick lash or other complications.
"I have to wear boxers from now on because of all the dongle wander."
"Nah man, I've gotta fix this dongle wander."
"Nah man, I've gotta fix this dongle wander."
by MASPONIE November 18, 2011
Get the Dongle Wandermug. Someone that is so silly and stupid you wonder how they are even still alive.
Perhaps even dumber than a schmogin' bono.
Perhaps even dumber than a schmogin' bono.
Aw man, this guy's such a bingling dongle! I can't believe he put his keys in the oven and his chicken in the ignition.
by johnismerry June 13, 2023
Get the bingling donglemug. Headphones with a lightning cord attachment. A combination of the words "dongle", which refers to the lightning cord to headphone jack adaptor, and "headphones".
"Meghan your dongle-phones are disgusting."
by Discolimeade April 21, 2018
Get the Dongle-phonesmug. by Noodnoodle February 14, 2017
Get the dirty donglemug. When an electronic device, like a laptop or cell phone, has so many cords and attachments that it becomes awkward and cumbersome.
Tyler's laptop was so over-dongled that he could not get it back in it's case and his friends called it the octopus.
by Drew sister September 20, 2016
Get the Over-dongledmug. A Dongle-Goblin, also known as the USB Dongle-goblin, is a distant relative of the dodo bird. Refer to the Dongle-Goblin genocide of 1932.
by Mikepety January 4, 2008
Get the Dongle-goblinmug.