Dongle wongled

Something that cheerio says when hes *having a storke* or *being a dumby*

damn, that reading dongle wongled.

i have been in a fucking dongle wongle state.

by CheerioIsGayConfirmed July 09, 2019

bingling dongle

Someone that is so silly and stupid you wonder how they are even still alive.

Perhaps even dumber than a schmogin' bono.

Aw man, this guy's such a bingling dongle! I can't believe he put his keys in the oven and his chicken in the ignition.

by johnismerry June 13, 2023

Over-dongled

When an electronic device, like a laptop or cell phone, has so many cords and attachments that it becomes awkward and cumbersome.

Tyler's laptop was so over-dongled that he could not get it back in it's case and his friends called it the octopus.

by Drew sister September 20, 2016

big dongle

Shea

Shea has a big dongle

by Aaaahh May 22, 2019

dirty dongle

When every aspect of a person - from their toes to their accoutrements - is a complete disaster.

That girl is a straight-up dirty dongle.

by Noodnoodle February 15, 2017

Dongle-phones

Headphones with a lightning cord attachment. A combination of the words "dongle", which refers to the lightning cord to headphone jack adaptor, and "headphones".

"Meghan your dongle-phones are disgusting."

by Discolimeade December 11, 2017

Dongle-goblin

A Dongle-Goblin, also known as the USB Dongle-goblin, is a distant relative of the dodo bird. Refer to the Dongle-Goblin genocide of 1932.

"Jesus, that kid is as dumb as a bag of rocks"
"I know, he's a total Dongle-goblin"

by Mikepety December 11, 2007