Dining in Hell

The act of getting very very VERY drunk. Can be used in past and future only, because if you are truly dining in hell, you won't be coherent enough to tell others that you are at that very moment.

Mikayla: Yo! What happened to you?
Luis: I dined in hell last night.
Mikayla: What are your plans for tomorrow?
Luis: Probably dining in hell again.

by Mr. Ballon Hands September 7, 2011

Dining boobs

Noun.

1. Boobs you wear to dinner
2. Boobs you have dinner on

"Hey Sweetie, my Boss is meeting us for dinner tonight, why don't you wear you dining boobs?"

by Sbryan March 29, 2016

dining in the dark

Basically eating in the dark.

A new popular trend where people go to a restaurant, are seated by legally blind waiters/waitresses and eat entirely in a pitch black room.

Why? The idea is that your other senses are heightened, thus making your meal more “sensual”.

It’s more for than the experience than for the food.

Millennial: Hey man lets go to Opaque, it’s way cool.
Other millennial: oh the new dining in the dark place?
Millennial: yeah, then we can eat with our hands and no one will know!

by IvyRanch February 9, 2019

Ride and dine

A date that is not so impressive. The basic date where you get picked up, have a meal, and unimpressed, return home. There are no sparks. There was not any magic.

The date was a classic ride and dine and there won't be a second.

by ClassyJackie89 April 2, 2019

rise and dine

When a girl wakes you up by sitting on your face.

Girl: Jim better be hungry, because he's about to rise and dine!

by Spoobie84 September 19, 2017

Apocalyptic Dining

Beginning with dessert and working your way toward the vegetables.

We're having a party tonight, apocalyptic dining style, bring a cake.

by GrabandGo May 31, 2016

ninja dining

Is a method of eating off other people's plates without them knowing. Mostly picking things off plates that servers are carrying by your table.

Ted never pays for anything. He always ninja dining.

by Rugbyku13 July 17, 2016