Dickock

1. An expletive formed by combining "dick" and "cock".

2. A very large and often offensive or deformed penis.

1. What the hell is this DICKOCK?

2. His dickock disturbs me.

by Failanx October 8, 2008

Dickopause

The process a man goes through when losing his Penis, This is similar to menopause in which a women goes through losing her ability to have children, the man will become very easily agitated, and become quite violent often. Fear not only lasts 4 months. If it lasts longer end all contact for it may be more than just Dickopaus.

Jamie - "Man my boyfriend is being an ass i think he's going through Dickopause."

Sherry - "Oh that sucks my boyfriend went through that last year."

by Rice Krizpy November 21, 2010

Dickotine

When you put nicotine patches on your balls so when you cum your sperm is infused with nicotine so girls get addicted to sucking your dick.

Quinn: Hey man the dickotine’s been working, she keeps coming back for more.
Drake: Yooo! She’s hooked!

by TreeandZ September 19, 2019

Hickory Dickory Dock

A simple poem that seems sexual because of similarities between "dock" and "cock".

Hickory Dickory Dock
Your mom sucked my Cock
The clock struck one
And all was done
Hickory Dickory Dock

by PsYcHoImoN July 9, 2011

Eat-a-Dickology

The study of eating a dick. Usually an insult.

You SO got your doctorate in Eat-a-Dickology.

by Los Cineastas September 19, 2005

didiot

a dumb idiot

I can't believe Sally fell for that line! She is such a didiot!

by Zillionaire Z February 21, 2009

Dickorate

Any sort of decoration on a dick. Similar to the famous "Vagazzle", this would be the same on male parts.

When my girlfriend came over for the holidays, rather than bore her with decorating the house, and the tree, I had her dickorate me.

by St0nyW33d October 6, 2010