diary tennis

The tedious practice of trying to find a mutually viable date for a meeting between two busy people.

Nick is free on thursday at 3pm
That's no good for Neil. How about Friday at 4pm
No chance. Nick has family time scheduled
Uh oh, this is turning into the usual game of diary tennis.

by clarebear81 April 2, 2011

Diary

A diary is a diary.

Diary, dont get mixed up with diarrhoea

by Miss oofus March 19, 2019

Diaroonies

Diarrhea, the runs, Hershey squirts.
This word is usually used in conversation as opposed to it's word of origin (diarrhea) as an alternative in order to minimize disgust when speaking casually about certain bodily functions.

"bro you've been in the bathroom forever!"
"I know man, I've been dealing with the mad diaroonies today"

by Droppinthechief November 3, 2019

Daryontae

A person that always thinks about others before he thinks about himself, a person that always wants to be the best of himself in life, a person that has love that no one else can give, a person that is always going to be athletic in a fighter, a person that when he does think about others he always gets hurt during the process because others don't care how this person feels but this person always cares about how they feel, a person that is always going to be goofy deep down inside, a person that you are going to always want around you because he always brings out the happiness in you.
That's what a Daryontae is.
Someone that you are lucky to have in your life.

You are so lucky to have Daryontae in your life. No one can be like him.

by Girls Only November 22, 2021

Diary Of A Wimpy Kid

A very popular graphic novel made and published by Jeff Kinney back in 2007. The story follows a middle schooler named Greg Heffley who tries to make a good impression for everybody but usually ends up failing, and he is concluded to be a sociopath and an asshole by most fans who read the books. Overall in my opinion, it is a great book series and one of the best to read.

"Have you read Diary Of A Wimpy Kid? It's my favorite book!"

by Cheesejuicelolxd June 7, 2022

FU diary

It’s a fuck you diary or journal or folder or file or binder. It’s a documented, dated log of illegal or inappropriate actions taken by a person, usually a family member, against you. It’s primary use is for documentation to give as evidence to cps or the police that shows the pattern of behavior the person has engaged in towards you or your family. It is a “fuck you” because it contradicts (with photos, emails, and other concrete evidence) their alternate version of events that they have spun into a story for cps or the police.

Take a screen shot of this conversation I had with your mother about our baby. She denies that he has a peanut butter allergy. Then she demands to babysit him alone. We definitely need this for our FU diary. She claims she will call the police on us if we don’t let her have her grand baby.

by mememememememememe August 17, 2021

Dinner Diary

Extremely liquid and explosive poo, making all those popping and crackling sounds and keeps you stuck on the toilet to experience pain and suffering because the shit coming down your ass won't end. Either that or you gotta go back to the bathroom every 10-30 minutes for the next 3 hours+

I had a dinner diary and I was locked up in the bathroom for 40 minutes. I was so happy when it was over, but unfortunately that wasn't the last dinner diary I had that day.

by CuunCuunLips April 23, 2023