Dexter

Dexter is one high pitched gay ass motherfucker. it is said that his vocal cords where removed when he was a child and replaced with a cat so whenever he tries to be cool and sing he cant because of how high his voice is. Dexter's usually don't get laid because of how miniature their dick's are, it is said that one time when was trying to have sex one day, when he took his pants off the girl screamed and said "oh my god, i'm not a lesbian" Dexter's are short, blonde and usually absolute cunts that go to some school called all shit or something like that.

Dexter : Hey wanna hear my singing?
Random guy: Sure, cant be that bad, right?
Dexter: SCRETVYDWUFBSHEJNFBWEQNIDEFBUEIN * really high pitched singing*
Random Guy: *goes deaf*

by TheHypeB3as:AKA:blxkeSketit June 21, 2018

Dexter

The stinkiest man that has and will ever live, he emits an odor so strong it can kill a healthy male moose.... 3 times over. He usually isn’t the best at videos games, especially ones with skill like Minecraft, Among Us and especially Rocket League. He is an example on BO at its finest.

That guys sucks! He must be dexter!

by Yurmom420_69_dab November 13, 2020

Dexter

Dexter is a weird guy, but not in a bad way. Dexter is a cartoon lover and thinks that PlayStation is Gayyyyy.

"Dexter is very cool," Said Dylon

by CATNINJAKNIFECLAW October 03, 2019

Dexter

A YEAH A WHOA OHHMANNGODDDAMM A YEAH

A WHAT OHH YEAH I DO A DEXTER A YEAH

by Definitely Not Dexter March 27, 2018

Dexter

A massive twat

That guy is such a dexter

by Lasagne2016 November 30, 2016

Dexterity

My worst attribute in D&D.

Dm: Shmeme, Roll a D20 for dexterity.

Shmeme: "rolls a 1" FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

by A Shmeme September 23, 2016

Dextering

The act of bonding over the creepy Showtime series Dexter and its Robin Hood-esque serial killer.

Breanna and Dan settled in for a long session of dextering, not knowing which guy Dexter would kill and which guy Deborah would sleep with.

by IceTruck October 24, 2011