Devan

Nick if you’re reading this....

You just lost the game.

And now you owe me a milkshake

Unless I can beat you in bowling? Find me a swift boy and let’s make it a double date with you and Jess?

K bye best friend

Nick: Devan you owe me a fucking pretzel
Devan: what about the root beer?
Nick: that too
Devan: shit.

by SkskskLMAO June 20, 2019

Devaj

Indian male very likely to win the Nobel Prize

Devaj is a genius

by Mesonic101 November 22, 2021

devaeh

a very nice girl with a big heart, she’s always nice to everyone and is very caring, she is also very cute and sadly she ain’t never seen two pretty bestfriends

damn be like devaeh
i wanna be devaeh

by love1468 November 2, 2020

Devan

An amazing guy athletic, kind, serious, funny and has a great attitude in the bed, not mentioning his way of getting the ladies.

Devan and I somehow got in the bed last night and man was it wonderful! The size of his penis

by Jenifer Titaz January 30, 2017

devagina

The act of removing a female's vagina. The female version of to castrate.

I will devagina you with a dull knife.

by Shallizzy August 31, 2008

Devan Witt

One who loves to have thumbs and other objects put into his buthole and other bodily cavities. One who sleeps while dreaming of other mens body parts in his. Has been known for screaming and moaning in his sleep. Loves to have other warm MALE bodies atop his own and dreams of the day that one man will finally satisfy is ever-loving desire for a warm, throbing, thick, juicy male genitlia to be thrust into his buttox. Great roommate though! Known for being extremely organized and always ontop of his business. But back to the main topic Devan's are also known for loving the same gender whether it is a girl or guy all Devans love the feeling of the same gender on there skin. Have very poor dance skills, one might even say that there dancing compares to that of the organism named shelby. Lastly to conclude todays lesson Devan's are infatuated with the idea of thumbs. Thank you that is all!

"OMG did you hear that Devan Witt last night?!"
"Yea whats worse is he's my roommate!"
"Wow sorry bro!"

"Man I feel like such a Devan Witt looking at that other guys ass"
"Your such a Devan BRO! GET AWAY FROM ME!"

by Best-roomamte-EVER October 24, 2012

Devalcourting

1. Verb - Possessing the monetary ability to pay for one's food, yet denying the call to do so with the cover of using the restroom; leaving others behind to pay for their meals with the fear of being reprimanded.\

2. Noun - One possessing both monetary and physical ability to pay for one's food, but instead makes wild claims of needing to use the restroom. while walking out the front door of the dining establishment with food in hand.

1. "John, did you hear about that guy who dined and dashed at the restaurant?" "Yea, he was devalcourting so hard."

2. "That guy who dined and dashed is such a devalcourt."

by Bilbo of the Shire May 28, 2013