deli whompus

When a girl takes a piece of lunch meat and puts it in her pussy and fingers herself with it then makes a samich with that same piece of meat.

Hannah and Journie sat down and enjoyed a nice Deli Whompus together after climaxing with the chipped turkey

by Billy Badass & Super Duper July 30, 2011

Ron's Deli

The abbreviation of 'Mcdonalds'. Derived from the name of its fearless leader Ronald Mcdonald.

Oi mate! Ill meet you at the Ron's Deli in the city at 2pm

by cmg1996 December 11, 2011

Deli Dockling

The act of two men placing their uncircumcised penis’ in each end of a deli sandwich tip to tip. The proceeding of meat on meat on meat creating a new condiment completes the beautiful ballad.

When Dave and Jon were found deli dockling their general foreman was unusually upset.

by BeerSaucer May 31, 2021

welsh deli

A threesome with a girl and sheep.

I was having a Welsh Deli in the valleys last weekend.

by Dibbla February 16, 2017

Teresa Deli

The worst Polski Sklep

Teresa Deli looks like it was made out of cardboard.

by YeetedMeat March 27, 2019

deli is open

-Refers to the fact that a girl is looking/ accepting suitors and hook up buddies.

-Especially when in pursuit of someone specific

Megan: Holy shit Maura, he's so hot.

Maura: Is the deli is open for him?
Megan: Fuck yes

by Marm the grandmother November 29, 2016

New deli

When you poor hot sauce down your penis and cum all over the girls back making a Indian flag while saying taste the spice

Up for new deli tonight

by Liam is sexy August 9, 2020