doo dangle

A small piece of poo that remains dangling from your anus after you've finished taking a shit.

Often remains "unpinchable" and can only be cured with the manual use of toilet paper and hand-to-dangle contact.
Dammit, I think I've got a doo dangle.
by Mensch39 January 02, 2015
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Angles and Dangles

A series of maneuvers which a submarine crew exercises to prove their readiness for sea. The intent is to verify proper stowage of all items. Shortly after deployment, once a submarine has reached deep water, this exercise is performed and the sub repeatedly dives and rises at increasingly steeper angles. If an item is improperly stowed it will shift (or dangle) and generate noise. Since silence is of utmost importance during a submarine's mission these maneuvers are often performed during inspections to show high ranking officers that the crew has the appropriate concern for the Ship's mission. On rare occasions these maneuvers are performed for spectators (or riders), and in this case they serve a dual purpose; still proving a ships readiness for sea, but also demonstrating the capabilities of these magnificent warships.
Pot and pans, in the ship's galley, could be heard clanking by sonar during angles and dangles, indicating that the cooks were not properly prepared for a silent mission.
by Paul Riggs October 16, 2003
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Rusty Dangles

A nickname for a guy who hasn't been laid in a long period of time.
How's it hanging Rusty Dangles?
by BallzofSteele April 27, 2010
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Wrangle the dangle

The act of, or process of you, or another person aggressively masturbating
"Hey bitch, wanna wrangle the dangle?"
"Sure I'd love to wrangle your dangle!"
by Jack Mi'Hoff November 22, 2011
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Dirty Dangles

Sick moves and dekes, usually in reference to Hockey.
dude, did you see those dangles Ovechkin put on Crosby, talk about dirty dangles.
by candykong October 13, 2008
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dangle fest

to absolutley humiliate another hockey player with some sick nasty moves or "dangles"
in my game the other night i was on a break away and i decided to have a sick nasty dangle fest on the other teams Defense
by tyler walllace May 25, 2007
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Dangling Farticiple

The abrupt and awkward pause in conversation when one person realizes the other has silently farted.
So Stephen, as you know corporate has asked that we begin using cover sheets on our fax reports…so, uh…um….cover sheets on theeee uhhhhh….hmmmm...

Dude, did you fart?

Dammit....dangling farticiple.
by TacomaBeags April 15, 2011
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