Ghetto Croutons

Seen at your typical road-side diner or coffee shop: crushing a pack of saltine crackers still in the wrapper, then carefully opening the pack and sprinkling the bits and crumbs over your greens. This is generally done after a light dusting of pepper and dressing has been added to your side salad.

Customer to Waitress:
Flo, you seem to have forgotten the imported, seasoned bread croutons atop my mixed green salad.

Waitress to Customer:
Jerome, have you lost your damn mind? This ain't no fine-dining establishment! Grab your ass some of them saltine crackers at the table and leave me alone fool.

Customer to Waitress:
Don't try to pass them Ghetto Croutons off on me!

by MTF February 15, 2009

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Cryton

A foreign business which you have never heard of before yet invest into it to earn money.

From spanish backround originating from a rival group of businessmen.

A "Cryton" stole my sales by more then 20% after insuring a investment with me on the JSE.

by Ryan Van Zyl October 11, 2004

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Crouton

A crouton was a racist term which applied to Caucasian race. This term originated in the 1960's civil rights movement mostly as a slur used by the black population. The term referred to higher class white people who could afford to put crouton's in their salads as a status of their wealth. In rebellion, the black population labeled these spoiled upper-class white people as 'croutons'. The term may also refer to the status of Caucasians as the "top-of-society" even though they were merely cheap, vapid "re-baked pieces of bread". This term may be in reference to the phenomena of cheap croutons floating to the top of a delicious soup.

Fuck off you crouton go back and float in your soup!

by thehistorian567 February 27, 2010

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