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don’t forget to put the cream cheese in the fridge

a saying commonly used when someone is to remind someone of putting the cream cheese in the fridge
person 1: what is that?!
person 2: don’t forget to put the cream cheese in the fridge !
by dripelboeberger April 7, 2021
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tealgreen cream cheese hot tub of seduction

its amazing. gosh.

hubs rides this mofo. hubs rides this mofo. hubs rides this mofo. hubs rides this mofo. hubs rides this mofo. he rides it like a cowboy would....

in the desert.
get me a tealgreen cream cheese hot tub of seduction-poopy pop. make it made of wonder and magic and ye shall recieve ten gold pieces filled with chocolate vadge
by yanwoo July 5, 2004
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cheese cream

Contrary to urban legend, this is not the same as "cream cheese."
Cheese Cream was thought to be invented in 2014, but this fact has yet to be confirmed by Wikipedia.

Cheese Cream has been known to be a substance to provoke laughter many eye rolls.

Cheese cream may or may not be an aphrodisiac, so be prepared when you encounter it (trial results have been inconclusive).

Cheese Cream is thought to be a main export of Puerto Rico, but it has also been discovered in large quantities in the town of Kinston, North Carolina, but there have been other reports of cheese cream manufacturers in both Missouri and the great state of Nebraska.

Cheese cream is generally a white color, but if mixed with the juices of a strawberry it can turn pink.

This is a magical substance which often brings friends together, fosters lots of laughter and conversations about doges.

Not directly related to "Sugar Glaze." Can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective.
Wow. Look at the cheese cream, so majestic.

Long Live and Eat Cheese Cream.

Wow, did you see Deraj cheese cream him in that soda chugging contest?

We couldn't stop laughing; it was the cheese cream. The power of the cream is too strong.

She whispered "cheese cream," and then pandemonium erupted.

Such Cheese Cream, many wow, very delicious.

Oh my goodness, she is so cheese cream. I can't even.
by Cheese Cream Conniseur March 27, 2014
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Cheese Cream

Cheese cream is a special sex recipe. It consists of male’s and females cum mixed together with grinded goldfish crackers. Then you add white wine and random beard hair from eBay. Then the woman shits into the mix and both participants drink all of it.
Last night me and my girl had Cheese Cream!
by 4242607342 hmu March 10, 2018
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stir the cream cheese

(Verb) - to masturbate after a sexual partner has ejaculated inside of you
"You know that guy I told you about? The one from Poundr? Turns out, he was a 40 second failure. I had to stir the cream cheese to get off. It was awkward, because he just sat there. Watching me."
by Reginald Pseudonym September 13, 2017
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Cream cheese sushi roll

When the man rolls up the woman in a blanket and proceeds to have sex with her.
Person 1: I just had sex with Stacie the other day.
Person 2: Isn’t your heater broken? It was -1 degrees
Person 1: Yeah, I rolled her up in a blanket before

Person 2: Like a cream cheese sushi roll?
Person 1: ...Like a what?
by Dadude2020 December 6, 2021
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