Crap Sandwich

Nothing but pure crap (excrement) spread (hidden) between two pieces of tasty sliced bread (book cover).

That 700 billion dollar banking institution congressional bailout plan is a crap sandwich; we're gonna be forced to eat it too.

by fivetears January 13, 2009

crap shot

when someone with no basketball skills tries making a shot from afar with a piece of garbage into the trash.

guy 1: oh dude did you see gene try that crap shot.
guy 2:yeah haha that was an epic fail.

by haha i added a word June 26, 2010

crap shet

Crap shet is a word me and my brother(hovsep and yervand) discovered. it means alot of things and can be used during shitty times

I want you to suck my crap shet.
Ey baby lets make Crap Shet.
I hit the mother facker and said Crap Shet!
A crap shet guy wanted to start shet!

by MrCrapShet January 17, 2004

Crap Slap

When you barg in to the bathroom when someone is taking a shit, and slap their bare ass and thighs until they are red. All the victim can do is scream like a girl, because no one wants to fight when they are naked and shits dangling between their legs.

Ow! My ass still stings from when my brother Crap Slapped me. Next time I shit, I'll lock the door

by Palamander December 14, 2010

crap snapper

a person/thing that enjoys snatching and breaking poo in half.

"damn that guy is a crap snapper"

by chester November 29, 2003

Crap Slap

When you go into a room and shit into your hand, then run out wildly and slap someone in the face while the shit is in your hand.

Wow! Nick sure did get Chase with that Crap Slap.

by Mooneyham April 17, 2006

crap snackle pop

When you eat nothing but power bars and seltzer water for a week, causing your shit to be thick and bubbly, hence the "pop."

After such a shit is obtained, the shitter takes a partial poo, keeping some around the hole (similar to a juicy rusty trombone) and a second person eats it with a spoon. This is usually done before noon in honor of Rice Krispies (TM)

Kate: "I love eating Rice Krispies (TM) for breakfast! They go 'crap snackle pop!'"

Peter: "Kate, you fucked that one up. But now that you mention it...would you eat the shit crust from my asshole?"

Kate: "Wow, that tastes so much better than cereal! MMMMM!"

by fabio the poopsmith February 25, 2008