cranianal

head-butt sex, or, the act of placing one's head up another's anus, probably entering the rectum and colon.

A: What's the craziest, most fucked up shit you've ever done? B: Cranianal.
C: ew man, that's nasty

by Bentami August 30, 2008

Crandace

A gin (preferabley Tanqueray)and tonic with 2-3 splashes of cranberry juice and a lime.

I'll have a gin and tonic- no, wait- i'm in a pink mood, make that a Crandace.

by Mingus Jones July 28, 2006

cranial dirrahea

When you cannot stop your brain from the constant churning and random thoughts that keep you up at night; a lack of focus and/or concentration; restlessness

I cannot relax tonight..my brain won't shut off - I have cranial dirrahea!!

by Divamom July 21, 2010

Cranial Queefing

Euphemism for a major symptom of the incurable disease of CRS; (Can't Remember Shit). Presents in the patient as a manifestation of a violent or forceful expulsion of air or gas (Bull Shit) from the Cranium. aka:Cerebral Flatulence.

See Also: Brain Fart.

You will have to forgive my lack of attention today, I am suffering from a major attack of Cranial Queefing...

by Tore Up November 30, 2011

cranialanaltosis

Someone who has their head up their ass

That jerk has a sever case of cranialanaltosis!

by Grandma linda December 11, 2016

Cranial Cavity

The space inside ones skull where most peoples brain resides. Situated behind the eyeballs and between the ears. Unfortunately some people have an empty void here.

Being politically correct: His Cranial Cavity was so far up his Anal Orifice that he could not see straight.
Straight forward: His head was up his ass.

by Havilah_Springs March 8, 2017

cranial assault

when someone farts and the effects of it are hyperbolized and are said to be so bad they could cause brain damage.

Wow, that fart was so bad it was a cranial assault.

by tnakor September 1, 2017