roller coaster

An ingenious device designed to separate the user and their lunch

Alton Towers is full of cola roasters *roller coasters

by Ezekiel March 9, 2005

Sugar coated turd

Something undesirable dressed up or talked up as if it is something desirable and sweet. It may be sweet on the outside, but it is still poop at the core. Similar to the saying "lipstick on a pig" (except 'lipstick' often refers to people, and 'SCT' to an object).

My coworker tried to dump her project in my lap, but in this sickeningly-sweet way, like it was a sugar coated turd...like I wasn't supposed to notice or acknowledge it was a turd simply because it had sugar sprinkled on it!

by armcandy2222 May 27, 2009

Cistercian

a very small private school located in Irving, TX. It is widely recognized for having the highest level of academic prestige in the DFW area. While often dismissed and mocked as having a population of exclusively gay, antisocial little twats by the other private schools, Cistercian students are allowed to grow facial hair, making Jesuit beta male faggits want to suck them off at parties. In addition, Cistercian students go on be far more successful than their counterparts at the other private schools.

Jesuit kid: "Bro you seem down today. What's going on?"

Other Jesuit kid: "Bro. I don't get it. Kylie dropped me for a Cistercian kid. Those kids are supposed to be socially awkward fags. The girls are saying he has a cute ass tho. And a beard. I wish I could grow a beard."

by elalmighty March 8, 2019

Candy Coated Slut Muffin

A slutty girl that is so cute and innocent looking that she isn't rejected by society like a normal slut is. She lures you in with her cute sweetness and you can't resist no matter how much you try.

Damn, that Sophie is such a candy coated slut muffin!

by Kinky Cupcakes May 12, 2010

Sugar Coated Christmas Trees

What really good marijuana looks like.

That weed is so dank; it looks like sugar coated christmas trees. Lets smoke it!

by brandon2k9 May 19, 2010

Emo Coaster

1. Experiencing shallow emotions that change quickly.

2. Becoming emo because it's hot and everyone else is doing it.

Sal: Shawn was really depressed in Algebra today but by English comp he was happy again. Then by History he'd quit the football team, dyed his hair black, and had it cut so his bangs are covering his whole face.

Mike: Must be on an emo coaster.

Sal: Is he wearing girl pants?! Look at him flip those giant bangs. It's so.... so angsty.

Mike: No! Don't get drawn onto the emo coaster! Resist. RESIST!

by NemoEmo August 15, 2007

coaster

1) A unusable Compact Disc which failed during a "burn" process, its only use is now a COASTER

2) A witty and highly attractive person

by Me October 28, 2002