Corvette: a blow job where the girl hums while giving it to you only as fast as her head can bob and as deep as she can take it in her throat
by The original Chillaxin July 19, 2009
Get the corvettemug. by skye asf🙏‼️ January 8, 2021
Get the corvettemug. The most overrated vehicular disaster known to man. Comes with a piece of crap LS series engine, and the body style of a demented fish. Usually comes with an "All bite, no bark" pilot. This atrocity is usually labeled, "The Wallet Empty-er", or "The Burden". But last of all, any Japanese car can and will womp on this toy.
Civic owner: "nice corvette ya got there. It would be a shame if someone... dragged it..."
Corvette owner: "The only thing you'll be dragging is your toy car home. You only have 200 horsepower! Get that lawnmower out of here, fag."
10 seconds later...
Corvette owner: "HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!?"
Civic owner: " And your corvette has 638 horsepower! Go home Bill, you're drunk. Hillbilly."
Corvette owner: "The only thing you'll be dragging is your toy car home. You only have 200 horsepower! Get that lawnmower out of here, fag."
10 seconds later...
Corvette owner: "HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!?"
Civic owner: " And your corvette has 638 horsepower! Go home Bill, you're drunk. Hillbilly."
by Cletus McFarland December 25, 2016
Get the Corvettemug. "Hey, look at that Corvette!" "I don't really like them, I heard they make you more attracted to your sister."
by braydenisgay November 29, 2015
Get the Corvettemug. A cougar past her prime. She looked great in the 70's but now she's got rust under the hood, needs constant lubrication and usually requires a fresh coat of touch-up paint before its worthy of the street. Usually seen being driven by a scumbag.
Classic corvettes include Cher, Stevie Nicks, Farrah Fawcett, Suzanne Somers, Bo Derek, Shannon Tweed and all former stars of Charlie's Angels.
by J.R. Veinladen September 14, 2011
Get the Corvettemug. A car that outperforms other vehicles that cost twice as much, and is on par with vehicles that cost four times as much.
Chris: Oh shit, was that a GT-R that just rolled by?
Terry: I think so, but to be honest, I'm still not sure what "GT-R" even stands for. Garbage To Ride, perhaps?
Chris: Holy fuck, dude, forget the GT-R, is that a Corvette ZR1?!
Terry: My God, it is! I'm fairly certain that my penis just exploded due to the fact that the capillaires in my penis were engorged with far too much blood. This must have been onset by that Corvette ZR1 that just rolled by.
Terry: I think so, but to be honest, I'm still not sure what "GT-R" even stands for. Garbage To Ride, perhaps?
Chris: Holy fuck, dude, forget the GT-R, is that a Corvette ZR1?!
Terry: My God, it is! I'm fairly certain that my penis just exploded due to the fact that the capillaires in my penis were engorged with far too much blood. This must have been onset by that Corvette ZR1 that just rolled by.
by TZG_Eleven May 27, 2011
Get the Corvette ZR1mug. Probably the absolute best in the American car line up today, which is saying something, considering the fact that 'Merica is the best country in the world. The 'Vette is usually backed by a Small Block Chevy V8, and a 4/6 speed transmission depending on the generation. So far, Chevy's made a Stingray Corvette in every good generation of Corvettes. The newest one being the 2014 C7 Corvette. Look it up. Read about it. Look at it. Worship it. This message brought to you by GM. Good evening, 'Merica.
by BigMac32 January 5, 2014
Get the corvette stingraymug.