Sign language that women use to each other to cockblock you when they huddle up across the room. See also disconnect, flip off.
It sounds like they are talking about the weather, but that waitress is speaking cockblockese to that stripper about Johnny.
by See you on the field March 28, 2005
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by Jorge Rodriguez Santos de la Cocina July 23, 2004
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1. When a religion prevents a male from getting some action.
2. Not getting any action because of the rules set by religions
2. Not getting any action because of the rules set by religions
Shit, I was Religiously Cockblocked when I almost got a kiss from that girl, until she told me she was fourteen and Mormon
by MOBLOCK March 6, 2011
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You do not want this fat ugly man yet he tries to raise hell between you and your boyfriends or guys you talk to.
He's the ultimate cockblocking hater who's mad he couldnt get laid if his life depended on it and needs to go the hell away.
You do not want this fat ugly man yet he tries to raise hell between you and your boyfriends or guys you talk to.
He's the ultimate cockblocking hater who's mad he couldnt get laid if his life depended on it and needs to go the hell away.
by not your girlfriend January 28, 2009
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by Texas Tech guy who got cockblocked November 12, 2004
Get the cockblocker mug.The less attractive of the two. She'll ruin your approach, flow, and groove. She will stand in the way of you making your move. Insert your best friend to run interference for a couple of plays. Get some and then break up with the girl saying that you don't want to see her anymore because of her annoying friend. Problem becomes solution.
John blocked the cockblocker so I could knock it with Cheryl. John ditched the cockblocked after eating all the candy bars that she had in her purse. I got laid and then broke up their friendship (for her own good) and now it's Saturday.
by Christopher Handsome March 28, 2003
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cockblockers come in many different forms. Such as the one upper, the show off, the moneybags, the never ending bullshitter and the man with the stuff.
ex "dude! why you gotta bring up old shit. i was totally about to hit that. you're such a cockblocker"
ex "i was totally about to bone my girlfriend, and then Nathan showed up and she said there was no way"
cockblockers come in many different forms. Such as the one upper, the show off, the moneybags, the never ending bullshitter and the man with the stuff.
ex "dude! why you gotta bring up old shit. i was totally about to hit that. you're such a cockblocker"
ex "i was totally about to bone my girlfriend, and then Nathan showed up and she said there was no way"
by the DanL March 17, 2010
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