someone who at all times is on some form of electronic communication device for fear of missing out on a text, twitter, skype or FB communication.
where's jenny? You mean the connectivity asshole? She's on her computer waiting for someone to make her relevant by tagging her on FB
by theham December 29, 2013

Similar to the shocker (2 fingers in the pink, 1 in the stink), the act of putting 2 fingers in the vagina and cuming in her ass. Called the transit connect because it fits 2 in the front and a whole load in the back.
by Hemang Stihatch November 17, 2015

When one doesnt have internet but connects to their neighbors Wifi and steals their internet. Mostly black people do this but the name doesnt change when a white person does it.
Mike: Damn it, call of duty is laggin big time, this kid has one bar, probly stealin from his neighbor
Nick: Yea people with a nigger connection are always fuckin up my game and slowin down my porn downloads
Nick: Yea people with a nigger connection are always fuckin up my game and slowin down my porn downloads
by calaburrito15 January 16, 2012

A connection that gets disconnected really often (at least once per 5 mins), also known as a "Chessnut Connection".
by Patje September 8, 2007

when your playing video games like Call of Duty or Halo and your connected to someone with terrible connection most likely coming straight from mexico or mcdonalds wifi
by crozdaddy December 3, 2011

A sexual position involving exactly two males, two females, and one double-ended dildo.
Both females get on their hands and knees and connect to each other via the double penetration dildo.
Both males stand facing each other and are connected to one female each, via the penis to mouth.
To avoid male-to-male eye contact, each male should only look at the female who he is 'connected' to.
Outlined below:
Man=Penis=>Woman<=Dildo=>Woman<=Penis=Man
Both females get on their hands and knees and connect to each other via the double penetration dildo.
Both males stand facing each other and are connected to one female each, via the penis to mouth.
To avoid male-to-male eye contact, each male should only look at the female who he is 'connected' to.
Outlined below:
Man=Penis=>Woman<=Dildo=>Woman<=Penis=Man
Two couples, Ryan & Elizabeth, and James & Kelsey, went on a double date. Afterward, they all headed back to Ryan's place for a game of Connect Four.
by k-dj2011 April 6, 2009

Jay: Oh I wouldn't disrespect him if I were you
Morris: Why the fuck not ?!
Jay: He's a connected cunt
Morris: Why the fuck not ?!
Jay: He's a connected cunt
by DrCuntface March 25, 2010
