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perfect condition

An ill suited definition for an item desperately advertised for sale on any sort of public forum such as ebay, Craigslist or comparable sites. Usually this POS has more scratches and dents than a demolition derby jalopy. For some reason buyers find this description appealing when seeking to acquire an item at a bargain basement price. Perfect condition is generally used when all other advertised adjectives have failed to secure a sucker buyer.
Phosphorus green Pottery Barn sofa for sale in perfect condition and ready for a new home.
by KImCobain February 11, 2015
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the human condition

That we as humans are aware of our own mortality.
Struggling with death anxiety is just part of the human condition.
by dj alfa September 13, 2007
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Air-Conditioning Nazi

A person who, no matter how SCORCHINGLY UNBERABLY, REDICIULOUSLY HOT it gets, never turns on their air conditioner, OR turns it on very little.
Aagh, my parents are air-conditioning nazi's. I'M GOING TO DIE.
by LIVEitUP91 June 1, 2006
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Conditionerror

Forgetting to rise the conditioner out of your hair before turning off the shower and toweling your head.
"Dammit! I just got my towel all slimy"

"How did that happen?"

"I forgot to rinse my hair before turning off the shower."

"Man what a conditionerror"
by Flapjack27 November 19, 2009
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Human condition

- The upset (divisive) state of humanity; the competitive, aggressive and selfish behavior of human beings, that is juxtaposed to humanities integrative moral instincts which are to be loving, selfless and cooperative.

A book named “freedom”, written by Jeremy Griffith, introduces the compassionate understanding of our species ‘human condition’. In defense of humanities divisive behavior, Jeremy dissects the underlying truths of the human race and our search for understanding, presenting an empathetic and honest look at the human races ‘condition’.
“That murder demonstrated the extreme extent of the human condition’s potential to cause destruction
by Quake2000 June 7, 2018
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self conditioning

It is developing attitude by awareness and practice to teach self control in negative past habits that cause harm and taking up habits that are more positive and constructive. Effective conditioning brings about changes in your thoughts, feelings, beliefs and behaviors.
Bola practiced self conditioning to become an optimist.
by Flicka06 April 19, 2018
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Curry condition

A type of condition that is really rare. Most people are born with, others get it by surrounding yourself with cringy ass people. You might experience a inward shiver or grind you me teeth when you see the type of cringy shit they do. Most people think there will never be a cure but Maybe, hopefully, someone with find a cure for people with this condition.
Shut up bitch you can’t tell me shit you have fucking curry condition you cringe fuck...”
by Tnnyynynyn May 10, 2018
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