Colton is an average teenager in an average school, the only thing that isn't average about him is his massive fucking balls. This man lifts weights daily, eats ass for breakfast, plays golf on Sundays, and is an absolute goddamn madman. Fucking gods are afraid of this creature, all hail the mighty Colton.
by Ryuichee April 26, 2022
Get the Coltonmug. by tinkle1234567890 October 19, 2019
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Get the Coltonmug. by Snowpixel October 28, 2019
Get the Coltonmug. Colton,the most funnest, cutest, kind, sweet person you will ever meet. His smile will light up your day and he will always be there for you. He is the most fantastic person a friend can ever happen and the most awesome girlfriend a girl can ever happen. Colton likes to have fun and mess around and is always a good time to be around him. But get on his nerve and treat him the wrong way and he will fight back and you'll lose him...
by Myloveandmystarsforever May 18, 2018
Get the Coltonmug. A dumb ass who sucks at playing call of duty and lies so you think he is cool with a really high voice that reminds you of a little girl who sucks in bed and likes dick
by Colton Bailey March 14, 2010
Get the Coltonmug. a boy who makes you like him a lot but doesn't like you back and when you stop he'll just like you and you'd get into a whole weird situation considering you're bestfriends. then he asks you to sleep with him but he's already went and slept with 2 other girls at the same time before he asks you but say he just wants you.
by i likeD you July 20, 2009
Get the Coltonmug.