Colonial Williamsburg

The place where you were dragged to go on family vacations (multiple times).

It’s where you can enjoy looking at fake quill pens, push a wooden hoop down the street with a stick, take that super silly photo with your head and hands in a pillory, or enjoy the smell of horse manure as you walk aimlessly up and down the streets looking for a glimmer of excitement.

Carl: Let’s go somewhere where there is nothing to do. Any ideas?
Dean: Maine?
Carl: No too lively…
Dean: North Dakota?
Carl: nope…
Dean: Colonial Williamsburg?
Carl: Nailed it!

by JZ5727285 June 7, 2022

Dudist Colony

A gathering or event that seems to be mostly full of males. Synonym: sausage festival.

This party doesn't have any women. It's a dudist colony.

by Janelliot June 23, 2022

Dudist Colony

An group, event, or gathering that seems to be mostly dudes. Synonym for "sausage fest".

There are NO women at this party. It looks like a dudist colony in here.

by Janelliot June 23, 2022

Colonial eroticism

Sexual arousal caused by any real or perceived vestige of colonialism or slavery between partners.

Blake experienced colonial eroticism while Shaniqua was giving him head.

by TommyIce January 7, 2015

colonial blowjob

The same as a regular blowjob, but with wooden teeth.

“Martha stole my teeth the other night and gave me a rousing colonial blowjob the other night.” - George Washington

by Rosie-no-4 October 29, 2017

colonial hills

A small part of worthington Ohio where if you walk down the street in a hoodie you could get the cops called on you

Bob: Want to get arrested?
John: Sure, let's go to Colonial Hills!

by Hellomynameisjohn February 16, 2017

Colonial mindset

A deep routed inferiority complex that people of an ethnic group or country, usually with a colonised history (India, Philippines, Carribbean, African countries) have towards white people (usually British).

Alatunde has a colonial mindset. When he's at work he puts on a fake posh accent to impress his white employer. He was talking about marrying a white blonde girl as a symbol of wealth and status but deep down isn't confident enough to approach a random girl.

by McVin August 16, 2023