by Janelliot June 23, 2022
Get the Dudist Colonymug. by Janelliot June 23, 2022
Get the Dudist Colonymug. The place where you were dragged to go on family vacations (multiple times).
It’s where you can enjoy looking at fake quill pens, push a wooden hoop down the street with a stick, take that super silly photo with your head and hands in a pillory, or enjoy the smell of horse manure as you walk aimlessly up and down the streets looking for a glimmer of excitement.
It’s where you can enjoy looking at fake quill pens, push a wooden hoop down the street with a stick, take that super silly photo with your head and hands in a pillory, or enjoy the smell of horse manure as you walk aimlessly up and down the streets looking for a glimmer of excitement.
Carl: Let’s go somewhere where there is nothing to do. Any ideas?
Dean: Maine?
Carl: No too lively…
Dean: North Dakota?
Carl: nope…
Dean: Colonial Williamsburg?
Carl: Nailed it!
Dean: Maine?
Carl: No too lively…
Dean: North Dakota?
Carl: nope…
Dean: Colonial Williamsburg?
Carl: Nailed it!
by JZ5727285 June 7, 2022
Get the Colonial Williamsburgmug. “Martha stole my teeth the other night and gave me a rousing colonial blowjob the other night.” - George Washington
by Rosie-no-4 October 29, 2017
Get the colonial blowjobmug. n., pl. (1) a group of sexually intimate people who practice anal sex only within the group. (2)a harem of people who practice anal sex.
by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 16, 2016
Get the fecal colonymug. the gymrats who leave their water bottles and jumpers around the gym equipment, walk off and come back expecting to have “their” gym apparatus back when it is not THEIRS IN THE FIRSt place. Walking AROUND LIKE THEY OWN THE DAMN PLACE and are more entitled to the equipment just cuz they’re jacked when sir… this is a public CHAIN gym.
Gym Colonialism is an atrocity which is often overlooked, but we should stand together against this modern day evil and jab these twits in the eye
by Luisa2333 March 30, 2023
Get the gym colonialismmug. A colonial house, usually a very simple and boring one with dull features.
A simple colonial style house.
Simply put: an ugly ass house
A simple colonial style house.
Simply put: an ugly ass house
Guy 1: your house is hideous.
Guy 2: it's a pig with lipstick!
Guy 3: its a colonial simpleton!
Homeowner: screw you guys my house is a peice of history!
Guy 2: it's a pig with lipstick!
Guy 3: its a colonial simpleton!
Homeowner: screw you guys my house is a peice of history!
by colonialhouse February 27, 2017
Get the Colonial Simpletonmug.