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Coise

Coise is an abbreviation of the name Marcoise, Marcoise is a play on the name of Marcus and Marcus is a joke name for someone named Mark.

Thus someone who is ugly with big ears and called Mark may be known as Coise.

Please also see Carbootoise, Carfunkle, Art Garfunkle, Art of a Guff, Crud, Grunt or Crunt
Coise is an ugly little Crunt.
by jlang1 December 3, 2011
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Coise

The New Yorker slang word for "curse". The term can be used to describe both profanity and evil hexes.
"Don't do it, Jakey! You will fall victim to da Witch's coise!"
"My favorite coise woids are 'fuck' and 'faggot'."
by BatteryMaster September 28, 2018
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COI

Chuckling On "the" Inside. This was developed as a substitute for those texters, gamers, and twitterers who, 99% of the time, don't actually Laugh Out Loud when they type LOL countless times per day. Be truthful, just type COI. This may also inspire the person who only made you silently chuckle to try and one-up themselves and make you laugh out loud, or possibly even roll on the floor while laughing, next time.
I just read somebody's funny comment in the World of Warcraft chatroom. But it wasn't that funny, therefore I didn't make any actual sound when reading it.....COI.
by nameispointless October 29, 2010
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cois crawl

the act of an impatient and idiotic Quebecois creeping across the intersection in anticipation of the light turning green, often times landing the individual half-way through the intersection or farther before the light changes.
That fat, toothless Quebecois man just cois crawled his way throught the whole intersection!
by nuck chorris November 27, 2013
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coy fish

When someone you are hooking up with or dating becomes obsessive and turns into a stalker. Someone is a coy fish when they won't leave you alone, repeatedly.
"I just got coy fished..." or "She is such a coy fish, she won't leave me alone."
by beamerbeamer April 27, 2015
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Coi

by handleyourfuckingself March 14, 2019
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COYS

The short version of saying "come on you spurs". -Which is often chanted at anywhere, the english football club, Tottenham Hotspur (London) is playing.
Ok, the match is about to start, NOW COME ON YOU SPURS! Let's beat those Arsenal (rival club) players to the ground, mates! The reason they're saying spurs, is because the club is called Tottenham HotSPURS. They usually call their players "the spurs". The word COYS, basically means Come on you spurs.
by Niggasaurus January 5, 2018
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