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Cock Blocker Jocker

A jock who blocks cock after he rides the persons nuts for 16 hours straight
Cpanthers23 cock blocker jocker Karzobeast after a long lap dance.
by Cock Blocker Jocker August 14, 2009
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Female cock blocker

A female friend who intentionally or unintentionally prevents a Lad from obtaining a rash bash!
Sam had a guaranteed rash bash untill his friend Hannah who's a complete female cock blocker ruined it!
by king rash bash December 30, 2011
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Accomplished Cock blocker

Man or usually Gurl that ain't happy to see they're crew gettin' some dick or pussy unless they're getting some.
But they're indirect with the cockblockin' moves.
They're smart cos' usually they're the designated driver or you're chosen booty is staying at they're crib so they'll block ya' indirectly or use blackmail on the member of their herd that you've seperated and are planning to beat down with the pipe
They'll say some coded shit like "Alysha I gotta' head home but you stay and have a good time with Dwaynne"
Alysha thinks 'Shit no lift home and my keys are at her place and she'll Fort Knox up her joint so I won't be able to freshen up before I have to pick up junior from he baby daddys/my moms house with my weave all fucked up.

An Accomplished Cock blocker is a Pyschological mother-fucker who always trys to make sure they've got something on their crew/ herd.
If you meet one controlling your choice of prey then you need a spearhead playeror experienced wingman who will devastate the ACB. They need to be smoother than the average Playa cos' the bullshit they're spinning needs to be the real deal otherwise...well Black Widow spiders eat their mates after sex..
by Big Brown Bob May 15, 2006
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photo cock blocker

a person who interrupts the picture in the background while your taking a picture
jimmy we have to take the picture again,the photo cock blocker messed up the picture.
by thegohst525 January 23, 2010
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Big Busty Cock Blocker

Someone who has a dick and likes to block things with it.
That big busty cock blocker sure gets in the way.
by Anonymous June 17, 2003
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cock block blocker

cock block blocker: Also know as a wingman.
My wingman took care of the cock blocker
by dodgyd May 13, 2005
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cock block blocker

from cock blocker: someone who is your boy/girl who helps take care of a cock blocker so u can throw your game down on one of the opposite sex
Hey man be my cock block blocker tonite and go take care of her cock blocker friend over there!!!
by big pimpin joe August 5, 2004
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