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Ja-cobb Gobbler 

Humorous misspelling of the name Jacob which refers to a a person of Mexican descent who enjoys stuffing Cobbs or male genitalia in their mouth repeatedly
Wow Ja-cobb gobbler really swallowed up all those penises and now is in the hospital with puncture wounds to the back of his throat
Related Words
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jackson cobb 

Sexiest man alive!
PlAIN SEXY.

"You see Jackson Cobb he is such a thicc boi"
jackson cobb by LOLR3KTXDRARW November 29, 2017

Thomas Cobb 

Just your above average white child. Equipped with a flip phone, a sexy look, and his name is Tom so extra sexy points. This man is de phazzdist man alive so you'd better watch out if he's running at you. He is a known protector of the society of Honey Bun so don't mess with them.
Person 1: Oh yea that's Thomas Cobb, isn't that kid retarded and autistic at the same time?
Person 2: Yea that sounds like him. Boy is that kid got a sexy face though!
An American Major League Baseball (MLB) outfielder, born in rural Narrows, Georgia, with the highest batting average, who, unfortunately, has been slandered as a racist murderer, who would sharpen his cleats to wound opposing players by fake author, who was actually prohibited from ever writing again because of his false claims about Ty Cobb, Al Stump. Those accusations couldn't be further from the truth.
Ty Cobb was the exact opposite of what brainwashed non-researching people call him, Ty Cobb was not a racist murderer, in fact, he constantly advocated the integration of black and white baseball teams and when he died many black people praised him for that. He never stabbed a waited for being black, it was a white guy, a hotel night guard, and he didn't stab him he just scuffled with him. Al Stump was a journalist who didn't like him and made these things up and printed them as facts. He also didn't sharpen his cleats to wound opposing players.
Ty Cobb by Comrade Running Bear January 3, 2019

Thicc cobb 

An above average sized penis.
Baby Boomer: I hooked up with a Gen Z cyber twink from this Geek Squad and he had a thicc cobb.
Millennial: Nice bro.
Thicc cobb by Xx_zer0c00l_xX June 1, 2019

Colby cobb 

a little skinny boi who likes belle delphine
colby cobb likes it when he watches kevin play and loves belle
Colby cobb by kevin moore jr October 18, 2019