Colfer Melfofo

A retard on Yahoo! Answers a massively trolled "Answer" forum. He hates gays and evolution. He Loves Jesus (likely sexually) and Methamphetamine. He is an obvious Closet fag

Colfer Melfofo: Gays and evolution can not be rail fag can not hav babies and evolution for babies

by Googleyantrasipa July 26, 2011

Chofer

When somone is talking non-stop, gives you TMI, or just talking too much about a non-intresting things, you call him "A Digger", come from the phrase "diggs in the brain", wich mean, boring you.

Person one: blablablablablablabla.
Person two: Men, Your'e such a Chofer we'll soon find oil.

by Naor623715 August 28, 2010

Closer by Kings Of Leon

A good song to listen to when engaging in sexual activity. Was also featured on Twilight.

Dude 1: "man I'm gonna bang Amanda tonight, but I need a song to play when we do it!"

Dude 2: "dude... Closer by Kings Of Leon"

by gingagilly February 18, 2013

Clover Penis

A 4-headed lucky penis that brings you good luck and fortune.

"Johnny Jungle was deep-dicking me with that quad-tip dipper and then I won lucky tray day. He must have a clover penis"

by DrDoodleDandie February 19, 2018

clover (not a russian spy)

a very amazing person

hey clover (not a russian spy) could you help me do something?
sure
thank you

by williamzero June 20, 2021

free.clover

A hot person on tiktok

You know free.clover? They that one hot mf on tiktok

by Huge giant boner March 10, 2021

ridin that clover

When one is getting lucky or having sex after getting a girl drunk.

Colten: Yo, what you doin tonight?

Drew: im gonna hit up the clubs and hopefully be ridin that clover later.

Colten: Yeahh man!!

by EC Messiah44 March 23, 2010