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Bum Chutney

Where winnits gather up all at once, then comes out like salmon paste
by Banny August 7, 2003
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chutney love

The art of anal sex between two consenting adults
I'm bored do you fancy some chutney love?
Not if you want to keep all your teeth. Whats on BBC2?
by steveee October 19, 2006
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Butt Chutney

A sauce or relish of rectal origin, chiefly spicy in nature and often compounded of both sweet and sour ingredients, as fruits and herbs, sometimes corn, leaves and other debris with spices and other seasoning.
Covington's visit to the taco stand wagon was topped off with a heaping helping of butt chutney. His accomplice Nigel stated "By jove, you've done it again with your foul and pungent butt chutney, my dear old boy!"
by The Intestinal Alchemist October 9, 2008
mugGet the Butt Chutneymug.

cunt chutney

man, i can still smell her cunt chutney on my hands
by roco February 6, 2004
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mandingo chutney

The spunk of a black man who dons a massive penis with girth like a python.
He spunked his Mandingo Chutney all over her face and she was a HATER!
by russelbrand.what.a.cuuuunt January 23, 2010
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chutney locker

words used to define the build up of shit in your bum crack from a wet fart or a sweaty arse
god! my chutney lockers getting full
by molly1 October 11, 2005
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